| Cold Opening | Oval Office |
| Kerry Washington | ... | Michelle Obama |
| Kerry Washington | ... | Oprah Winfrey |
| Al Sharpton | Live | |
| Taran Killam | ... | Jay Carney |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Matthew McConaughey |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Barack Obama#15 |
| Beck Bennett | ... | Matthew McConaughey |
| John Milhiser | ... | Matthew McConaughey |
| Kyle Mooney | ... | Matthew McConaughey |
| Mike O'Brien | ... | Matthew McConaughey |
| Brooks Wheelan | ... | Matthew McConaughey |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |