March 2, 2013S38E15 #739
| Host: | Kevin Hart |
| Musical Guests: | Macklemore, Ryan Lewis |
| Cameos: | Ray Dalton, Wanz |
| Cold Opening | Press Conference |
| Sketch | Barnes & Noble Firing |
| Musical Performance | "Thrift Shop" |
| Show | The Walking Dead |
| Sketch | Recording Session |
| Musical Performance | "Can't Hold Us" |
| Sketch | 90's Funeral |
| Sketch | 360 News |
| Cold Opening | Press Conference |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Native American |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | Ms. Baine |
| Bill Hader | ... | border patrol agent |
| Taran Killam | ... | Navy officer |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Lindsay Fulton |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | butcher |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Barack Obama Live |
| Tim Robinson | ... | police officer |
| Cecily Strong | ... | air traffic controller |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Zookeeper Jenkins |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | construction worker |
| Show | The Situation Room |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Pope Benedict XVI |
| Bill Hader | ... | cardinal |
| Taran Killam | ... | cardinal |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | cardinal |
| Cecily Strong | ... | Erin Carbonal |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Wolf Blitzer |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Peter Turkson |
| Commercial | Verismo |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Marcia |
| Adam Epstein | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Verismo Voice |
| Cecily Strong | ... | Verquonica Voice |
| Sketch | Barnes & Noble Firing |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Leo Seuss |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Jamie |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | Norah |
| Bill Hader | ... | P.J. |
| Taran Killam | ... | Andrew |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Judy |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Niff |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Carolyn |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Clark |
| Tim Robinson | ... | Carl |
| Cecily Strong | ... | Dana |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Trenton |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Rudy |
| Weekend Update |
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Dennis Rodman |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Kim Jong-un |
| Don Pardo | ... | Really!?! announcer Voice |
| Show | The Walking Dead |
| Bill Hader | ... | Daryl Dixon |
| Taran Killam | ... | Rick Grimes |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Maggie Greene |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | walker |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Carl Grimes |
| Tim Robinson | ... | walker |
| Show | Shark Tank |
| Bill Hader | ... | Mark Cuban |
| Taran Killam | ... | announcer Voice |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Barbara Corcoran |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Theresa |
| Tim Robinson | ... | contestant |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Kevin O'Leary |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Daymond John |
| Sketch | Recording Session |
| Fred Armisen | ... | executive |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Patricia |
| Bill Hader | ... | executive |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | engineer |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | model |
| Sketch | 90's Funeral |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | announcer Voice |
| Taran Killam | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | priest |
| Tim Robinson | ... | Cal |
| Sketch | 360 News |
| Fred Armisen | ... | cameraman |
| Bill Hader | ... | announcer Voice |
| Taran Killam | ... | cameraman |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | producer |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | cameraman |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | cameraman |
| Tim Robinson | ... | director |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | cameraman |
| Sketch | Barnes & Noble Firing |
| Taran Killam | ... | Andrew |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Niff |
| Tim Robinson | ... | Carl |
| Cecily Strong | ... | Dana |
| Show | The Situation Room |
| Kevin Hart | ... | Quvenzhané Wallis |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Pope Benedict XVI |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Wolf Blitzer |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Peter Turkson |
| Cold Opening | Press Conference |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Native American |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | Ms. Baine |
| Bill Hader | ... | border patrol agent |
| Taran Killam | ... | Navy officer |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Lindsay Fulton |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | butcher |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Barack Obama Live |
| Tim Robinson | ... | police officer |
| Cecily Strong | ... | air traffic controller |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Zookeeper Jenkins |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | construction worker |
| Show | Steve Harvey |
| Kevin Hart | ... | Dennis Raines |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Leslie Stipple |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Steve Harvey |
| Show | The Situation Room |
| Kevin Hart | ... | Quvenzhané Wallis |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Pope Benedict XVI |
| Bill Hader | ... | cardinal |
| Taran Killam | ... | cardinal |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | cardinal |
| Cecily Strong | ... | Erin Carbonal |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Wolf Blitzer |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Peter Turkson |
| Commercial | Verismo |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Marcia |
| Adam Epstein | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Verismo Voice |
| Cecily Strong | ... | Verquonica Voice |
| Sketch | Barnes & Noble Firing |
| Kevin Hart | ... | Marshall |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Leo Seuss |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Jamie |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | Norah |
| Bill Hader | ... | P.J. |
| Taran Killam | ... | Andrew |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Judy |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Niff |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Carolyn |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Clark |
| Tim Robinson | ... | Carl |
| Cecily Strong | ... | Dana |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Trenton |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Rudy |
| Weekend Update |
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Dennis Rodman |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Kim Jong-un |
| Kevin Hart | ||
| Don Pardo | ... | Really!?! announcer Voice |
| Show | The Walking Dead |
| Kevin Hart | ... | Lyle |
| Bill Hader | ... | Daryl Dixon |
| Taran Killam | ... | Rick Grimes |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Maggie Greene |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | walker |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Carl Grimes |
| Tim Robinson | ... | walker |
| Show | Shark Tank |
| Kevin Hart | ... | Brian McShay |
| Bill Hader | ... | Mark Cuban |
| Taran Killam | ... | announcer Voice |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Barbara Corcoran |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Theresa |
| Tim Robinson | ... | contestant |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Kevin O'Leary |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Daymond John |
| Sketch | Recording Session |
| Kevin Hart | ... | Dante |
| Fred Armisen | ... | executive |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Patricia |
| Bill Hader | ... | executive |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | engineer |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | model |
| Sketch | 90's Funeral |
| Kevin Hart | ... | Brian |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | announcer Voice |
| Taran Killam | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | priest |
| Tim Robinson | ... | Cal |
| Sketch | 360 News |
| Kevin Hart | ... | Hal Sumner |
| Fred Armisen | ... | cameraman |
| Bill Hader | ... | announcer Voice |
| Taran Killam | ... | cameraman |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | producer |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | cameraman |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | cameraman |
| Tim Robinson | ... | director |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | cameraman |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Kevin Hart | 11 | 1 | |||
| Macklemore | 2 | ||||
| Ryan Lewis | 2 | ||||
| Ray Dalton | 1 | ||||
| Wanz | 1 | ||||
| Fred Armisen | 5 | 1 | |||
| Vanessa Bayer | 4 | 1 | |||
| Aidy Bryant | 2 | ||||
| Adam Epstein | 1 | 1 | |||
| Bill Hader | 7 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Taran Killam | 7 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Kate McKinnon | 4 | 1 | |||
| Seth Meyers | 1 | ||||
| Bobby Moynihan | 7 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| Nasim Pedrad | 6 | ||||
| Jay Pharoah | 6 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Tim Robinson | 7 | 1 | |||
| Cecily Strong | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Jason Sudeikis | 4 | 2 | |||
| Kenan Thompson | 6 | 3 | |||
| 89 | 4 | 12 | 8 |