| Sketch | Barnes & Noble Firing |
| Kevin Hart | ... | Marshall |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Leo Seuss |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Jamie |
| Bill Hader | ... | P.J. |
| Taran Killam | ... | Andrew |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Niff |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Carolyn |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Clark |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Trenton |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Rudy |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | Norah |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Judy |
| Tim Robinson | ... | Carl |
| Cecily Strong | ... | Dana |