| Commercial |
| Christoph Waltz | ... | Jesus |
| Kurt Kelly | ... | announcer Voice |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Roman |
| Taran Killam | ... | Brad Pitt /St. Peter |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Samuel L. Jackson /Judas Iscariot |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Ving Rhames /Pontius Pilate |
| Ryan Preimesberger | ... | Roman |