| Sketch | McDonald's Firing |
| Anne Hathaway | ... | Gloria |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Seth Bogen |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Angie |
| Bill Hader | ... | Brian |
| Taran Killam | ... | Andrew#1 |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Patrick Voice |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Niff#1 |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Kimmy |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Randy |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Don |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Nelliot |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | Beverly |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Martha |
| Tim Robinson | ... | Carl#1 |
| Cecily Strong | ... | Dana#1 |