| Aired: | 10.20.2012 (4 / 18) |
| Bruno Mars | ... | Crystal Fust |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | audience member |
| Bill Hader | ... | audience member |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | announcer (voice) |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Melanie Fust |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | audience member |
| Tim Robinson | ... | Dr. Travis Winters |
| Cecily Strong | ... | Sunny Taylor Tompkins |