| Cold Opening |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Gretchen Carlson Live |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | patron |
| Taran Killam | ... | Steve Doocy Live |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Ann Romney |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Brian Kilmeade Live |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | patron |
| Tim Robinson | ... | Ben Bailey |
| Cecily Strong | ... | patron |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Mitt Romney |