| Monologue |
| Eli Manning | ||
| David Baas | ||
| David Diehl | ||
| Abby McGrew | ||
| Shaun O'Hara | ||
| Chris Snee | ||
| Bill Hader | ... | audience member |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | audience member |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | audience member |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | audience member |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | audience member |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | audience member |