| Sketch | Kelly Auditions |
| Jason Segel | ... | Antonio Banderas |
| Fred Armisen | ... | George Lopez |
| Abby Elliott | ... | Zooey Deschanel |
| Bill Hader | ... | Garrison Keillor |
| Bill Hader | ... | announcer Voice |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Rosie O'Donnell |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Kelly Ripa |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Ricky Gervais |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Charles Barkley |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Kathie Lee Gifford |
| Paul Brittain | ... | Michael Gelman |
| Taran Killam | ... | Ashton Kutcher |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Denzel Washington |