| Sketch | Kelly Auditions |
| Jason Segel | ... | Antonio Banderas |
| Fred Armisen | ... | George Lopez |
| Abby Elliott | ... | Zooey Deschanel#1 |
| Bill Hader | ... | Garrison Keillor |
| Bill Hader | ... | announcer Voice |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Rosie O'Donnell |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Kelly Ripa#2 |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Ricky Gervais#2 |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Charles Barkley#7 |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Kathie Lee Gifford#8 |
| Paul Brittain | ... | Michael Gelman |
| Taran Killam | ... | Ashton Kutcher#1 |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Denzel Washington#3 |