| Cold Opening |
| Melissa McCarthy | ... | Cousin Gert Live |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Lawrence Welk#6 |
| Abby Elliott | ... | Shirley#4 |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Nancy#3 |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Dooneese#6 Live |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Toni#2 |
| Taran Killam | ... | Eugene Dooalotts |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
♬Lawrence Welk - "Bubbles In The Wine"