| Commercial |
| Alec Baldwin | ... | Al Pacino |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Prince#10 |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Tony Danza#3 |
| Bill Hader | ... | Alan Alda#3 |
| Bill Hader | ... | Harvey Fierstein |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Mindy Cohn |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Paula Abdul |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Crispin Glover |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Sinbad#1 |
| Paul Brittain | ... | director Voice |
| Taran Killam | ... | Bobcat Goldthwait |
| Taran Killam | ... | Tom Hanks |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Colin Jost | ... | marker |