| Cold Opening |
| Elton John | ... | Frances Lynn Mulch |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Lawrence Welk#5 Live |
| Abby Elliott | ... | Shirley#3 |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Dooneese#5 Live |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Toni#1 |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Nancy#2 |
♬Lawrence Welk - "Bubbles In The Wine"
| Cold Opening |
| Elton John | ... | Frances Lynn Mulch |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Lawrence Welk#5 Live |
| Abby Elliott | ... | Shirley#3 |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Dooneese#5 Live |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Toni#1 |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Nancy#2 |
♬Lawrence Welk - "Bubbles In The Wine"