| Musical Performance | "Waiting For The End" |
| Sketch | Pageant Preview |
| Musical Performance | "When They Come For Me" |
| Sketch | Sports Bar |
| Show |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Kourtney Kardashian |
| Abby Elliott | ... | Khloé Kardashian |
| Bill Hader | ... | Father Sabatino |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Kim Kardashian |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Jesus Voice |
| Commercial |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Ice-T |
| Paul Brittain | ... | caller |
| Abby Elliott | ... | Anna Faris |
| Bill Hader | ... | Alan Alda |
| Taran Killam | ... | caller |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | caller |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Eddie Murphy |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | caller |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | caller |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Seth Meyers |
Winners/LosersEgypt | |
| Bill Hader | ... | announcer Voice |
| Paul Brittain | ... |
James Franco
Commentary on his many jobs |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Angela Dixon /meteorologist and former disco queen |
| Danielle Flora | ... | dancer |
| Sketch | Pageant Preview |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Donna Elise van Donen |
| Abby Elliott | ... | Vonda Karen McMillan |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Tama Janay Wentworth |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Brendan Jan Vincent Hobbs |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Leon Phillips |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Tatum Valerie Dunn |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | employee |
| Paul Brittain | ... | employee |
| Abby Elliott | ... | Deidra Wurtz |
| Taran Killam | ... | employee |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | employee |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | woman |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | employee |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | woman |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Sports Bar |
| Fred Armisen | ... | musician |
| Paul Brittain | ... | musician |
| Bill Hader | ... | musician |
| Taran Killam | ... | Patrick |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | patron |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | patron |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | patron |
| Cold Opening |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Garth Algar Live |
| Mike Myers | ... | Wayne Campbell Live |
| Commercial |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Mickey Rooney |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Ice-T |
| Abby Elliott | ... | Anna Faris |
| Bill Hader | ... | Alan Alda |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Eddie Murphy |
| Cold Opening |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Garth Algar Live |
| Mike Myers | ... | Wayne Campbell Live |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Church Lady |
| Justin Bieber | ||
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Kourtney Kardashian |
| Abby Elliott | ... | Khloé Kardashian |
| Bill Hader | ... | Father Sabatino |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Kim Kardashian |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Jesus Voice |
| Commercial |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Mickey Rooney |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Ice-T |
| Paul Brittain | ... | caller |
| Abby Elliott | ... | Anna Faris |
| Bill Hader | ... | Alan Alda |
| Taran Killam | ... | caller |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | caller |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Eddie Murphy |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | caller |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | caller |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Seth Meyers |
Winners/LosersEgypt | |
| Bill Hader | ... | announcer Voice |
| Paul Brittain | ... |
James Franco
Commentary on his many jobs |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Angela Dixon /meteorologist and former disco queen |
| Danielle Flora | ... | dancer |
| Sketch | Pageant Preview |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Marion Suller |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Donna Elise van Donen |
| Abby Elliott | ... | Vonda Karen McMillan |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Tama Janay Wentworth |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Brendan Jan Vincent Hobbs |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Leon Phillips |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Tatum Valerie Dunn |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial |
| Jesse Eisenberg | ... | employee |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | employee |
| Paul Brittain | ... | employee |
| Abby Elliott | ... | Deidra Wurtz |
| Taran Killam | ... | employee |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | employee |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | woman |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | employee |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | woman |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Sports Bar |
| Dana Carvey | ... | musician |
| Fred Armisen | ... | musician |
| Paul Brittain | ... | musician |
| Bill Hader | ... | musician |
| Taran Killam | ... | Patrick |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | patron |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | patron |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | patron |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Dana Carvey | 7 | 2 | 2 | ||
| Linkin Park | 2 | ||||
| Justin Bieber | 2 | ||||
| Dex Carvey | 1 | ||||
| Tom Carvey | 1 | ||||
| Jon Lovitz | 2 | ||||
| Mike Myers | 2 | 1 | |||
| Jesse Eisenberg | 1 | ||||
| Fred Armisen | 2 | 1 | |||
| Vanessa Bayer | 3 | 1 | |||
| Paul Brittain | 4 | 1 | |||
| Abby Elliott | 4 | 2 | |||
| Bill Hader | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Phil Hartman | 2 | 2 | |||
| Taran Killam | 4 | 1 | |||
| Seth Meyers | 1 | ||||
| Bobby Moynihan | 3 | 1 | |||
| Mike O'Brien | 1 | ||||
| Nasim Pedrad | 5 | 2 | |||
| Jay Pharoah | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Andy Samberg | 3 | 1 | |||
| Jason Sudeikis | 2 | 1 | |||
| Kenan Thompson | 4 | ||||
| Kristen Wiig | 6 | 1 | |||
| Danielle Flora | 1 | ||||
| Steve Higgins | 3 | 3 | |||
| 74 | 4 | 14 | 8 |