| Commercial | Celebrity Teen Crisis Center |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Mickey Rooney |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Ice-T |
| Paul Brittain | ... | caller |
| Abby Elliott | ... | Anna Faris |
| Bill Hader | ... | Alan Alda |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Taran Killam | ... | caller |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | caller |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Eddie Murphy |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | caller |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | caller |