| Sketch | Globe Theatre |
| Gwyneth Paltrow | ... | actress |
| Fred Armisen | ... | actor |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | audience member |
| Bill Hader | ... | actor |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Taran Killam | ... | actor |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | actor |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | audience member |
| Andy Samberg | ... | audience member |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | audience member |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | audience member |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | audience member |