| Cold Opening | Embracing Civility |
| Abby Elliott | ... | Rachel Maddow |
| Bill Hader | ... | James Carville |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Sean Hannity |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Michelle Malkin |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Glenn Beck |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Greta Van Susteren Live |