| Weekend Update |
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Kenan Thompson | ... |
Michael Steele#3 Commentary on running for a second term |
| Taran Killam | ... |
Brad Pitt#1 Holiday weather report |
| Abby Elliott | ... | Angelina Jolie#4 |
| Bill Hader | ... | announcer Voice |
| Fred Armisen | ... | David Paterson#8 |
| Bill Hader | ... | Stefon#6 |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi#5 |