| Cold Opening | WikiLeaks: TMZ |
| Robert DeNiro | ... | Hamid Karzai |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Barack Obama |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Muammer Kaddafi |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Hillary Clinton |
| Paul Brittain | ... | Dax Holt |
| Bill Hader | ... | Julian Assange Live |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Gary Trock |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Anna Kachikyan |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Charles Latibeaudiere |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Max Hodges |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Joe Biden |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | waiter |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | nurse |