| Show | Teen Talk |
| Ryan Phillippe | ... | Rudy |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Rodger Brush |
| Bill Hader | ... | Leonard |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Toby |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Janelle |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | announcer Voice |
| Abby Elliott | ... | Dr. Cathy Carson Still |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Shelby Winters |
| Alan Wong | ... | audience member |