| Weekend Update |
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Nasim Pedrad | ... |
Sonia Sotomayor Commentary on her colleagues |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... |
Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi#2 Commentary on the "Jersey Shore" cast salary demands |
| Bill Hader | ... | Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino#2 |
| Jenny Slate | ... | The Predicament |