| Sketch |
| James Franco | ... | Lonny Vogelcheck |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Mr. Vogelcheck |
| Abby Elliott | ... | Lindsay |
| Will Forte | ... | Yosef Vogelcheck |
| Bill Hader | ... | Dwayne Vogelcheck |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | grandma |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | UPS delivery man |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Mrs. Vogelcheck |