| Cold Opening |
| James Franco | ... | Rico Garlanda |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Lawrence Welk#3 Live |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Dooneese#3 Live |
| Abby Elliott | ... | Shirley#2 |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Nancy#1 |
| Jenny Slate | ... | Rhonda |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
♬Lawrence Welk - "Bubbles In The Wine"