| Show | Late Night With Chris Hansen |
| Blake Lively | ... | Cher |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Tony Blaze |
| Bill Hader | ... | Chris Hansen |
| Seth Meyers | ... | announcer Voice |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Keanu Reeves |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Philip Seymour Hoffman |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | guard |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | guard |
| Doug Abeles | ... | suspect Still |
| Martin Ewens | ... | guitarist |