| Aired: | 10.03.2009 (10 / 14) |
| Ryan Reynolds | ... | Dixon Carrothers |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Owen Schecter |
| Abby Elliott | ... | Nancy Grace |
| Will Forte | ... | Joseph Corey Wayne |
| Bill Hader | ... | Phil Spector |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer (voice) |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Nathan Lane |
| Mike O'Brien | ... | stage manager |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Lea |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Kevin Federline |
| Jenny Slate | ... | Rebecca |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Sergeant Tim Grasser |
| Jorma Taccone | ... | announcer (voice) |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Mike Potts |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Cassie |