October 1, 2009#1
| Weekend Update |
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Whoopi Goldberg |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Joy Behar |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Captain Roger Baines |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Suze Orman |
| Bill Hader | ... | John Malkovich |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Dennis Franz |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Oprah Winfrey |
| Fred Armisen | ... | John Oates |
| Will Forte | ... | Daryl Hall |