| Commercial |
| Megan Fox | ... | Crystal |
| Fred Armisen | ... | caller |
| Will Forte | ... | caller |
| Bill Hader | ... | caller |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | caller |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | caller |
| Abby Elliott | ... | caller |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | caller |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | caller |
| Jenny Slate | ... | caller |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Emily Spivey | ... | caller |
| Bryan Tucker | ... | caller |
| Zachary Lindberg | ... | teenager |