September 17, 2009#1
| Cold Opening | Joint Address to Congress |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Eric Cantor |
| Will Forte | ... | Joe Wilson |
| Bill Hader | ... | Pat Roberts |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Mitch McConnell Live |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Michele Bachmann |
| Cold Opening | Joint Address to Congress |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Eric Cantor |
| Will Forte | ... | Joe Wilson |
| Bill Hader | ... | Pat Roberts |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Mitch McConnell Live |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Michele Bachmann |