| Cold Opening | Pounder School Commencement |
| Steve Carell | ... | professor Live |
| Fred Armisen | ... | professor |
| Will Forte | ... | professor |
| Bill Hader | ... | professor |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | professor |
| Amy Poehler | ... | professor |
| Andy Samberg | ... | professor |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | professor |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | professor |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | professor |
| Casey Wilson | ... | professor |
| Colin Jost | ... | Harry Charles Wombus |
| Rob Klein | ... | Harry Michael Schwantz |
| Simon Rich | ... | Harry Denison Crank |
| Marika Sawyer | ... | Camana Elizabeth Wanalaya |
| Matt Britten | ... | Buster Wingate Hymen |
| Seth Donovan | ... | Haywood Paul Djablomi |
| Jules Hartley | ... | Yuwanna Nailer |
| Alan Wong | ... | Harry Kimball Dong |