| Commercial |
| Tina Fey | ... | Mary Jo Buttafuoco |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Gene Simmons |
| Will Forte | ... | Lance Ito |
| Bill Hader | ... | John Mark Karr |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Donald Trump |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Mr. Six |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Matthew Lesko |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Ted Allen |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Charles Barkley |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Jennifer Tilly |
| Casey Wilson | ... | Rachael Ray |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| John Solomon | ... | police officer |