| Sketch | The New Open |
| Brian Williams | ||
| Fred Armisen | ... | Larry |
| Will Forte | ... | musician |
| Bill Hader | ... | executive |
| Bill Hader | ... | villain |
| Amy Poehler | ... | executive |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Farina |
| Andy Samberg | ... | musician |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | executive |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Janet |
| Danielle Flora | ... | dancer |
♬Syd Dale - "Man Trap"