| Aired: | 10.06.2007 (12 / 16) |
| Seth Rogen | ... | John Stone |
| Fred Armisen | ... | indian |
| Will Forte | ... | colonist |
| Bill Hader | ... | Joseph |
| Bill Hader | ... | narrator (voice) |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer (voice) |
| Amy Poehler | ... | colonist |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | colonist |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | colonist |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | colonist |