| Show | News Makers |
| Scarlett Johansson | ... | Melissa Sander |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Thavakalai |
| Will Forte | ... | Ghyslian Raza |
| Bill Hader | ... | Rajinikanth |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Sammy Stephens |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Jane Pauley |
| Nicky Maindiratta | ... | boy |