| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ||
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Will Forte | ... | Tim Calhoun#7 |
| Seth Meyers |
Zoo News | |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Andy Samberg | ... | Sanjaya Malakar#1 |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Ashley Ferl#1 |
| Fred Armisen | ... | audience member |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | audience member |
⁕The "McJob" joke is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
⁕The Zoo News segment is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.