| Aired: | 01.20.2007 (14 / 19) |
| Jeremy Piven | ... | Alan Landsman |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Phil |
| Will Forte | ... | unicorn (voice) |
| Bill Hader | ... | citizen |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Crazy Larry |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer (voice) |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Periwinkle |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Gary |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | citizen |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | citizen |