| Cold Opening | “Joint Press Conference” |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Nouri al-Maliki Live |
| Will Forte | ... | translator Live |
| Bill Hader | ... | reporter |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | reporter |
| Andy Samberg | ... | reporter |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | George W. Bush#2 |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | reporter |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | reporter |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
⁕This sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.