| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ||
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Seth Meyers |
Exclusive Interview | |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Donald Rumsfeld#10 |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | mover |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Aunt Linda#1 |
| Andy Samberg | ... |
Derrick Landerton /waiter Breaks down the cost of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' dinner |
⁕The Exclusive Interview segment is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.