| Cold Opening | Special Report |
| Sketch | Colonial Williamsburg |
| Sketch | Swimming Lesson |
| Sketch | Kim Jong Il's Address |
| Sketch | Two A-Holes Work Out with a Trainer |
| Musical Performance | "Welcome To The Black Parade" |
| Sketch | She's a Mess |
| Film | Harpoon Man |
| Miscellaneous | McMillan Family Moment |
| Sketch | The Bear Shark Project |
| Miscellaneous | McMillan Family Moment |
| Musical Performance | "Cancer" |
| Miscellaneous | McMillan Family Moment |
| Cold Opening | Special Report |
| Will Forte | ... | George W. Bush Live |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Brit Hume |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Colonial Williamsburg |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Denise |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Mr. Morrison |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Darnell |
| Sketch | Swimming Lesson |
| Will Forte | ... | Terry James |
| Andy Samberg | ... | swimmer |
| Steve Higgins | ... | narrator Voice |
| Sketch | Kim Jong Il's Address |
| Fred Armisen | ... | guard |
| Bill Hader | ... | guard |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Kim Jong Il |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Two A-Holes Work Out with a Trainer |
| Bill Hader | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | A-Hole |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | A-Hole |
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ||
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Kenan Thompson | ... |
Flavor Flav
Gives politicians nicknames |
| Sketch | She's a Mess |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Robert |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Tara |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | friend |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | waiter |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Shelley |
| Commercial |
| Bill Hader | ... | announcer Voice |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Aaron Carter |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Nick Carter |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | manager |
| Film | Harpoon Man |
| Bill Hader | ... | attacker |
| Andy Samberg | ... | narrator |
| Hillary Hunn | ... | wife |
| Jorma Taccone | ... | passerby |
| Sketch | The Bear Shark Project |
| Fred Armisen | ... | scientist |
| Will Forte | ... | bear shark Voice |
| Bill Hader | ... | announcer Voice |
| Bill Hader | ... | scientist |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | scientist |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Lydia |
| Andy Samberg | ... | scientist |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Jerry |
| Cold Opening | Special Report |
| Will Forte | ... | George W. Bush Live |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Brit Hume |
| Cold Opening | Special Report |
| Will Forte | ... | George W. Bush Live |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Brit Hume |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Colonial Williamsburg |
| John C. Reilly | ... | Gary |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Denise |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Mr. Morrison |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Darnell |
| Sketch | Swimming Lesson |
| John C. Reilly | ... | Doug Frangelo |
| Will Forte | ... | Terry James |
| Andy Samberg | ... | swimmer |
| Steve Higgins | ... | narrator Voice |
| Sketch | Kim Jong Il's Address |
| Fred Armisen | ... | guard |
| Bill Hader | ... | guard |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Kim Jong Il |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Two A-Holes Work Out with a Trainer |
| John C. Reilly | ... | Matt |
| Bill Hader | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | A-Hole |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | A-Hole |
| Robert Gordon Spencer | ... | guy |
♬Dick Walter - "The Working Day"
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ||
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Kenan Thompson | ... |
Flavor Flav
Gives politicians nicknames |
| Sketch | She's a Mess |
| John C. Reilly | ... | Jennifer |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Robert |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Tara |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | friend |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | waiter |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Shelley |
| Commercial |
| Bill Hader | ... | announcer Voice |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Aaron Carter |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Nick Carter |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | manager |
| Film | Harpoon Man |
| John C. Reilly | ... | Harpoon Man |
| Bill Hader | ... | attacker |
| Andy Samberg | ... | narrator |
| Hillary Hunn | ... | wife |
| Jorma Taccone | ... | passerby |
| Miscellaneous | McMillan Family Moment |
| John C. Reilly | ... | father |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Jerry |
| Paula Pell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | The Bear Shark Project |
| John C. Reilly | ... | Dr. Kelsing |
| Fred Armisen | ... | scientist |
| Will Forte | ... | bear shark Voice |
| Bill Hader | ... | scientist |
| Bill Hader | ... | announcer Voice |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | scientist |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Lydia |
| Andy Samberg | ... | scientist |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Jerry |
| Miscellaneous | McMillan Family Moment |
| John C. Reilly | ... | big brother |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Jarvis |
| Paula Pell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Miscellaneous | McMillan Family Moment |
| John C. Reilly | ... | son |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | father |
| Paula Pell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| John C. Reilly | 10 | ||||
| My Chemical Romance | 2 | ||||
| Will Ferrell | 1 | 1 | |||
| Fred Armisen | 3 | ||||
| Will Forte | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Bill Hader | 5 | 3 | |||
| Darrell Hammond | 2 | 1 | |||
| Seth Meyers | 1 | ||||
| Amy Poehler | 3 | 1 | |||
| Maya Rudolph | 3 | ||||
| Andy Samberg | 5 | 1 | |||
| Jason Sudeikis | 6 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Kenan Thompson | 4 | 1 | |||
| Kristen Wiig | 2 | 1 | |||
| Steve Higgins | 3 | 3 | |||
| Hillary Hunn | 1 | ||||
| Paula Pell | 3 | 3 | |||
| Jorma Taccone | 1 | ||||
| Robert Gordon Spencer | 1 | ||||
| 59 | 2 | 7 | 10 |