| Sketch | Chocolate Cake |
| Lindsay Lohan | ... | patron |
| Fred Armisen | ... | patron |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | patron |
| Amy Poehler | ... | waitress |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | waiter |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | patron |
| John Lutz | ... | patron |
⁕This sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.