| Weekend Update |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tina Fey | ||
| Amy Poehler | ||
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Martha-Ann Bomgardner |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Samuel Alito |
| Tina Fey |
Nutbird News Quiz | |
| Hal Willner | ... | homeless guy Still |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Andy Samberg |
Shaggy Hair Corner |