December 10, 2005S31E8 #593
| Host: | Alec Baldwin |
| Musical Guest: | Shakira |
| Cameo: | Tim Meadows |
| Musical Cameo: | Alejandro Sanz |
Voice Cameos: | Jimmy Fallon, Dave Foley, Phil Gordon |
| Cold Opening | Saddam in Prison |
| Sketch | Face Transplant |
| Cartoon | Celebrity Mugshot Poker |
| Musical Performance | "Don't Bother" |
| Sketch | Hot Dog Family |
| Musical Performance | "La Tortura" |
| Sketch | Elf Motivation |
| Sketch | Face Transplant |
| Fred Armisen | ... | donor relative |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Doreen |
| Tina Fey | ... | doctor |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Doreen |
| Chris Parnell | ... | donor relative |
| Amy Poehler | ... | patient |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Doreen |
| Show | The O'Reilly Factor |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill O'Reilly |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Chris Parnell | ... | John McCain |
| Commercial | Brokeback Goldmine |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | woman |
| Will Forte | ... | Gabby Wade Tomlanson |
| Bill Hader | ... | prospector |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Tina Fey | ||
| Amy Poehler | ||
| Will Forte | ... | director Voice |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Wolf Blitzer |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Jane Pauley |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Dan Rather |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | Stuart Scott |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Ty Pennington |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Gene Shalit |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Sharif Omar Mohammed |
| Sketch | Carol! |
| John Lutz | ... | cashier |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Amanda |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Carol |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Jim |
| Sketch | Hot Dog Family |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | daughter |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Oscar |
| Sketch | Elf Motivation |
| Fred Armisen | ... | elf |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Honey Dew |
| Seth Meyers | ... | elf |
| Amy Poehler | ... | elf |
| Show | The O'Reilly Factor |
| Alec Baldwin | ... | Barney Frank |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill O'Reilly |
| Chris Parnell | ... | John McCain |
| Sketch | Face Transplant |
| Alec Baldwin | ... | Mr. Reome |
| Fred Armisen | ... | donor relative |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Doreen |
| Tina Fey | ... | doctor |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Doreen |
| Chris Parnell | ... | donor relative |
| Amy Poehler | ... | patient |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Doreen |
| Show | The O'Reilly Factor |
| Alec Baldwin | ... | Barney Frank |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill O'Reilly |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Chris Parnell | ... | John McCain |
| Commercial | Brokeback Goldmine |
| Alec Baldwin | ... | Gabby Hicock |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | woman |
| Will Forte | ... | Gabby Wade Tomlanson |
| Bill Hader | ... | prospector |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tina Fey | ||
| Amy Poehler | ||
| Will Forte | ... | director Voice |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Wolf Blitzer |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Jane Pauley |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Dan Rather |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | Stuart Scott |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Ty Pennington |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Gene Shalit |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Sharif Omar Mohammed |
| Show | The Tony Bennett Show |
| Alec Baldwin | ... | Tony Bennett |
| Will Ferrell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Dick Cheney |
| Sketch | Carol! |
| Alec Baldwin | ... | Doug |
| John Lutz | ... | cashier |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Amanda |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Carol |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Jim |
| Sketch | Hot Dog Family |
| Alec Baldwin | ... | Jeremy Connors |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | daughter |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Oscar |
| Sketch | Elf Motivation |
| Alec Baldwin | ... | Winter's Breath |
| Fred Armisen | ... | elf |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Honey Dew |
| Seth Meyers | ... | elf |
| Amy Poehler | ... | elf |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Alec Baldwin | 10 | 3 | |||
| Shakira | 2 | ||||
| Tim Meadows | 1 | ||||
| Alejandro Sanz | 1 | ||||
| Dave Foley | 1 | 1 | |||
| Jimmy Fallon | 1 | 1 | |||
| Phil Gordon | 1 | 1 | |||
| Fred Armisen | 3 | ||||
| Rachel Dratch | 4 | ||||
| Will Ferrell | 1 | 1 | |||
| Tina Fey | 2 | ||||
| Will Forte | 2 | 1 | |||
| Bill Hader | 1 | ||||
| Darrell Hammond | 3 | 3 | |||
| Seth Meyers | 3 | 1 | |||
| Finesse Mitchell | 1 | 1 | |||
| Chris Parnell | 6 | 2 | 3 | ||
| Amy Poehler | 6 | 1 | |||
| Maya Rudolph | |||||
| Andy Samberg | 1 | ||||
| Horatio Sanz | 2 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Robert Smigel | 1 | 1 | |||
| Jason Sudeikis | 2 | 1 | |||
| Kenan Thompson | 2 | ||||
| Kristen Wiig | 1 | 1 | |||
| Steve Higgins | 2 | 2 | |||
| John Lutz | 1 | ||||
| 61 | 3 | 12 | 11 |