| Sketch | The Morning Announcements |
| Dane Cook | ... | Jonathan Pelt Matterson |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Anton Regal |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Grace Chung |
| Will Forte | ... | dancer |
| Bill Hader | ... | dancer |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Kip Christopher |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | dancer |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Peter Halpern |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Louise Lalare |
| Andy Samberg | ... | dancer |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Rufus Smalls |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | dancer |