| Aired: | 05.07.2005 (14 / 17) |
| Johnny Knoxville | ... | Hunt Linear |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Stuart Tisdale |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Anne Hasenzahl |
| Tina Fey | ... | Deborah Shea |
| Will Forte | ... | Gifford McGill |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Evan Martin |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer (voice) |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Gary Stevens |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | Elliot Winslow |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Jim Sizemore |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Jennifer Tuttle |
| Rob Riggle | ... | Albert Jarmon |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Dr. Courtney Phelps |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Ernesto Diaz |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Andrew Donnelly |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Craig Balderston |