| Aired: | 04.09.2005 (1 / 13) |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Cardinal Dejakamo |
| Will Forte | ... | Cardinal Riccio |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Tim Russert |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer (voice) |
| Phil Hyms | ... | Cardinal Urbino |
| Seth Meyers | ... | translator |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Cardinal Rinaldi |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Al Sharpton |