| Aired: | 02.19.2005 (11 / 15) |
| Hilary Swank | ... | Margaret Shanklin |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer (voice) |
| Seth Meyers | ... | street reporter |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | guy |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Dale James |
| Rob Riggle | ... | bailiff |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | announcer (voice) |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Aaron Neville |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Ordell |