| Cold Opening | Tsunami Press Conference |
| Fred Armisen | ... | George Bush |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Sharon |
| Will Forte | ... | George W. Bush |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton Live |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Tom |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | Lamar |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Margaret |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Fredricka Whitfield |