| Sketch | Roller Rink Series |
| Mary-Kate Olsen | ... | young Paulson twin |
| Ashley Olsen | ... | young Paulson twin |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Paulson twin |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Kip Bloater |
| Don Pardo | ||
| Chris Parnell | ... | Wayne Bloater |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Paulson twin |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | bartender |