| Aired: | 05.08.2004 (7 / 16) |
| Snoop Dogg | ... | cutter |
| Fred Armisen | ... | patient |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | neighbor |
| Tina Fey | ... | neighbor |
| Will Forte | ... | Dazz |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Julian |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Trey |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer (voice) |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Debbie |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Carol |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | viewer |