March 13, 2004#1
| Cold Opening | Donnie's Wedding |
| Ben Affleck | ... | Donnie Bartalotti Live |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Denise McDenna Live |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Pat Sullivan Live |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Michael Smith |
| Chris Parnell | ... | priest |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Mrs. Bartalotti |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Frankie Hilbert |