| Sketch | Accents |
| Cartoon | Cartoons And Your Government |
| Sketch | Trial |
| Musical Performance | "Sunrise" |
| Sketch | Hotel Wilson |
| Musical Performance | "What Am I To You?" |
| Show | Jesus: Hollywood vs History |
| Cold Opening |
| Will Forte | ... | Kevin Henson |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Ted Koppel |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Rosie O'Donnell |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Chappell Hartridge |
| Will Ferrell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Accents |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | assistant |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | director |
| Seth Meyers | ... | actor |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Bobby |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Sheila |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | Kim |
| Sketch | Trial |
| Will Forte | ... | Tim Calhoun |
| Chris Parnell | ... | panelist |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Mr. Cartania Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Paula Pell | ... | prisoner Still |
| Maya Rudolph |
Report from New Canaan on the Martha Stewart verdict | |
| Emily Spivey | ... | woman |
| Liz Cackowski | ... | woman |
| Amy Poehler | ... | woman |
| Paula Pell | ... | woman |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Peter Jackson |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Elijah Wood |
| Darrell Hammond | ... |
Bill Clinton
Commentary on John Kerry's potential running mates |
| Sketch | Hotel Wilson |
| Seth Meyers | ... | colleague |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Officer Denny |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Larry |
| Fred Armisen | ... | bellboy |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Randall |
| Show |
| Will Forte | ... | John Edwards |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Tim Russert |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Steve Van Zandt |
| Will Forte | ... | Ralph |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Tony Soprano |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Furio |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Carmela |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Janice |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Clarence Clemons |
| Cold Opening |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Martha Stewart#13 Live |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Ted Koppel#17 |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Rosie O'Donnell#7 |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Chappell Hartridge |
| Cartoon | Cartoons And Your Government |
| Elon Gold | ... | Howard Stern Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Michael Powell Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Peter Jackson |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Elijah Wood |
| Darrell Hammond | ... |
Bill Clinton#68 Commentary on John Kerry's potential running mates |
| Cold Opening |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Martha Stewart#13 Live |
| Will Forte | ... | Kevin Henson |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Ted Koppel#17 |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Rosie O'Donnell#7 |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Chappell Hartridge |
| Will Ferrell | ... | announcer Voice |
⁕Ana Gasteyer did not appear at dress rehearsal. Her role was played by Amy Poehler.
| Sketch | Accents |
| Colin Firth | ... | Nigel Reese Kent |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | assistant |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | director |
| Seth Meyers | ... | actor |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Bobby |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Sheila |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | Kim |
| Show |
| Colin Firth | ||
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Manuel Pantalones#1 |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Fericito#4 |
| Chiko Mendez | ... | trumpet player |
| Cartoon | Cartoons And Your Government |
| Elon Gold | ... | Howard Stern Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Michael Powell Voice |
| Sketch | Trial |
| Colin Firth | ... | attorney |
| Will Forte | ... | Tim Calhoun#4 |
| Chris Parnell | ... | panelist |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Mr. Cartania Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Paula Pell | ... | prisoner Still |
| Maya Rudolph |
Report from New Canaan on the Martha Stewart verdict | |
| Emily Spivey | ... | woman |
| Liz Cackowski | ... | woman |
| Marni Penning | ... | woman |
| Amy Poehler | ... | woman |
| Paula Pell | ... | woman |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Peter Jackson |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Elijah Wood |
| Darrell Hammond | ... |
Bill Clinton#68 Commentary on John Kerry's potential running mates |
⁕The nicknames discussion is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
| Sketch | Hotel Wilson |
| Colin Firth | ... | Mr. Collins |
| Seth Meyers | ... | colleague |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Officer Denny |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Larry |
| Fred Armisen | ... | bellboy |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Randall |
♬Beyoncé - "Crazy In Love"
| Show |
| Will Forte | ... | John Edwards#4 |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Tim Russert#3 |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial |
| Colin Firth | ... | Paulie |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Steve Van Zandt |
| Will Forte | ... | Ralph |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Tony Soprano#1 |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Furio |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Carmela |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Janice |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Clarence Clemons#1 |
♬Alabama 3 - "Woke Up This Morning"
| Show | Jesus: Hollywood vs History |
| Colin Firth | ... | Liam Neeson |
| Will Forte | ... | Benny Hill |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | announcer Voice |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Colin Firth | 7 | 1 | |||
| Norah Jones | 2 | ||||
| Ana Gasteyer | 1 | 1 | |||
| Elon Gold | 1 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Rachel Dratch | 3 | 1 | |||
| Jimmy Fallon | 3 | 1 | |||
| Tina Fey | 1 | ||||
| Will Forte | 5 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Darrell Hammond | 4 | 1 | 3 | ||
| Seth Meyers | 4 | ||||
| Chris Parnell | 4 | 1 | |||
| Amy Poehler | 5 | 2 | |||
| Maya Rudolph | 3 | 1 | |||
| Horatio Sanz | 5 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Fred Armisen | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Finesse Mitchell | 1 | ||||
| Kenan Thompson | 3 | 2 | |||
| Liz Cackowski | 1 | ||||
| Will Ferrell | 1 | 1 | |||
| Steve Higgins | 1 | 1 | |||
| Paula Pell | 1 | 1 | |||
| Robert Smigel | 1 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Emily Spivey | 1 | ||||
| Chiko Mendez | 1 | ||||
| Marni Penning | 1 | ||||
| 63 | 4 | 15 | 9 | 1 |
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