| Cold Opening |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Martha Stewart Live |
| Will Forte | ... | Kevin Henson |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Ted Koppel |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Rosie O'Donnell |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Chappell Hartridge |
| Will Ferrell | ... | announcer Voice |
⁕Ana Gasteyer did not appear at dress rehearsal. Her role was played by Amy Poehler.